Error message

Deprecated function: The each() function is deprecated. This message will be suppressed on further calls in menu_set_active_trail() (line 2394 of /home/pauleine/public_html/includes/

pauleine's blog

Beauty Therapy

I've started school in Beauty Therapy and i'm loving it!!
I thought i would not be good at this but i'm doing great i think and i can't wait for my sister-in-law to come over so that i can test what i've
learned on her!! HAHA.
I have to wear a uniform but i love it because its black and purple! Yay my two favourite colours!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist
about Cabernet Sauvignon.

Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your
shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just
about anything.

And that's when the fight started...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?'
'No,' she answered.
I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

... She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, 'Yes..'
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...


I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

What Month Are You?

You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like somebody with a JUNE birthday. It is also more likely than that you have a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Punography for wordsmiths

I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

Creating again!

Well i've been at it once again and i'm absolutely hooked on this one, i'm going to do a few of them i think! LOL

Good Day all!

Well be away for a week in Spain, and i have to say that i do miss living there so much so! I got a lovely tan and had way to much food and drink but hey thats what holidays are for and now i'm looking forword to the time i'm going to spend with daughter and granddaughter in Aug!

New Car!

I got a new car yesturday and i'm in love!

SAAB Turbo Convertible Auto In Metallic Steel Grey / Full Black Leather, Lovely Spec Incl : Full Leather, Alloy Wheels, Airflow Styling Pack, Auto Climate Control, Cruise Control, CD Player, Electric Roof, Front Fogs, Black Electric Hood, PAS, ABS, Driver / Passenger & Side Airbags, Headlamp Wash/Wipe, Electric Windows, Electric & Heated Mirrors, SAAB Remote Alarm / Locking, Multi Function Adjustable Leather Steering Wheel, Wood Interior Trim, SAAB Info Display, SAAB Carpet Mats & Lots More.


Well a new day is here and i'm working on adding things back to the site as you can see. We have company tonight, looking forword to maybe playing some games, like Diablo III, i so love that game! LOL

Citizen Finally

Well i've finally gone and done it i'm now a Citizen of the United Kingdom and i'm happy it is finally over and done with, to much

Subscribe to RSS - pauleine's blog